Episode 4

[Cody Calafiore]

Jenn City is gone and twelve remain. This is going to be where things get interesting - it has been a relatively straightforward game up until now but that's probably going to change this week, regardless of who wins HoH, because there aren't really any inactives to nominate anymore.

I'm gonna try to win this one as best I can. It's not an easy challenge, but hopefully I don't make any errors! Haven't even begun to think about what I'd do if I won though... other than offering GM a place in my bed for the duration of the week!

[Cody Calafiore]

I wonder if Jenn added me on Facebook when she got home?

[Cody Calafiore]

I managed to get through the HoH comp in an hour and six seconds by my calculations, although that was just gruelling. The fastest possible time is 3000 seconds which is 50 minutes, so I was about 10 minutes slower than that. I probably did enough to beat people who made any sort of mistake, but if someone had better timing than me (that 10 second Proboards posting rule is a killer) they could easily beat me.

I'm not feeling too confident at the moment, but I'm in with a chance of winning.

[Cody Calafiore]

OK I know at least a couple of these are probably just coincidental words but I'll try my luck!

1) WILDWEST
2) SAFETY
3) SUPERCASSANDRA
4) BRENDON
5) SHOWMANCE
6) ROULETTE
7) GINAMARIE
8) HOUSEMATE
9) HOUSE (inside housemate or household etc. If it counts)
10) BACKSTAB
11) HOUSEHOLD
12) SUNSHINE
13) SABRINA
14) FUNHOUSE
15) COALS
16) LIVINGROOM
17) SNOWFLAKE
18) SUMMER
19) KITCHEN
20) KAITLIN
21) POWEROFVETO
22) NOMINATION
23) HOUSENEXTDOOR
24) EXPECTTHEUNEXPECTED
25) CODY
26) ALEX
27) NATALIE
28) CONTROLROOM
29) CHARM
30) GAMEPLAY
31) ERECT??
32) STORM
33) PORSCHE
34) TOPAZ
35) BACKDOOR
36) PULSE
37) JENN
38) BEEF
39) SOPHIE
40) BLINDSIDE
41) BACKYARD
42) HEADOFHOUSEHOLD
43) JEN (inside JENN)
44) DANA
45) STRATEGY
46) DIARYROOM
47) EVICTION
48) ALLIANCE
49) BLACKOUT
50) CEREMONY
51) RYAN
52) RONNIE
53) JEE
54) KEESHA
55) KEVIN
56) GINA (inside GinaMarie)
57) DAN (inside Dana)
58) AISLEYNE

Tiebreaker: How many total points will be scored in this competition?

194

Let's do this!

[Cody Calafiore]

And if I win HND I shall send myself.

[Cody Calafiore]

So once again I came so close to winning HoH but Roddy won instead. Roddy winning will probably keep me safe for the week but it puts the Sharknados in serious jeopardy - especially Jee. I wouldn't be surprised to see Jee and Angie up when it's time to nominate. Time will tell though.

But like I seriously cannot win a competition. It's legitimately frustrating... I'm going to start a hunger strike until I win a competition, this is getting too much. I like winning, I need to win something. Oh, sounds like GinaMarie made brownies - we'll continue this chat later.

[Cody Calafiore]

I had a little chat with Kenny who said that Roddy told him that Jee and Angie are going up. That basically reaffirms what Alex said after Roddy won the Veto last week. This is gonna be one insane week...

[Cody Calafiore]

I came second in ANOTHER competition. I am literally just gonna stand here banging my head against the wall until something happens. Can I catch a break? Just one, like seriously. Even one of the inactives who got ejected won a competition - in fact he won two.

I didn't get picked for Veto either, so basically I'm not winning anything this week. Meanwhile the entirety of the Sharknados but me are playing, plus my butt buddy GinaMarie. So there is a 4/6 or potentially 5/6 chance of not only removing either Angie or Jee off the block, but also getting to put someone we want up in their place, courtesy of the Diamond PoV. Then we can possibly keep the Sharknados intact for another week, although I don't exactly know who they would nominate in their place.

OK, that's enough strategy for me. I'm going back on this hunger strike until I win something.

I think I'm going to win more Facebook requests than competitions at this rate.

[Cody Calafiore]

Would you believe it? GinaMarie Zimmerman won the Diamond Power of Veto against Roddy the new challenge beast and four fifths of the Sharknados... And I can't win a single bloody thing. This is very emasculating... apparently GinaMarie wears the pants in this relationship...

[Cody Calafiore]

16 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Look at my DPOV!
14 mins ago
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good job GM <3
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
I'm so hapy
What I should do with it
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did you speak to Angie or Jee?
12 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Yes
They was kissing my ass about use it on someone
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LOL
if you use it, who do you think you will nominate?
10 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Probably Alex
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LOL
9 mins ago
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i think Jee will go home anyway
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Because he talking that im suck in comps
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LOL true
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
He is annyoining
I want Angie go home
7 mins ago
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lol why?
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Because I like Jee more
6 mins ago
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you can veto him if you want
but i don't know what the rest of the house will think
4 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
I don't want use this
Because
I don't wanna piss Roddy
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true

[Cody Calafiore]

Looks like #evilGinaMarie has come out - or so she says - looks like she won't be using the Veto and a Sharknado is about to be torpedoed. Good for her though, I think this is the smartest move for her game - she doesn't get any blood on her hands and she doesn't piss anyone off (minus the rest of the Sharknados that is).

I'm still stunned she won, but she proved her haters wrong lol.

[Cody Calafiore]

19 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
#evilGinaMarie
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<3
15 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Okey.. So you alliance will hate me?
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probably LOL
but who cares about them, you are prettier

13 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Huehue.
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you look very hot with PoV necklace <3
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
DPOV.
bitch plz
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true
12 mins ago
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you want have sex in pool again?
want to*
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
I should use it and nominee you
but too late
xd
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very awkward
if you nominate me, you will have no sex for the rest of the summer
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
I have sex
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with who?
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Dildo
11 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
xoxo
Nvm.
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LOOOOL
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
I think Kenny and Kaitlyn are showmance
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i am better than a dildo xoxo
i think so too
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Becuase we played Truth or Dare in room
10 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
and i give him task to kiss one girl in house < I want to kiss me> but unfortunately, he go to Kaitlyn. AWK
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LOL why did you want him to kiss you? i thought we were in a showmance now, since we had sex last week
8 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Because he should kissed me, I hold DPOV
If you win HoH next week
we need to put them both on block, unfortunately
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Kenny and Kaitlyn?
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Yeah
7 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
There is only place for one showmance
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TRUE
so we are showmance?
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
We aren't
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then why did you have sex with me last week?
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Because we are
6 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
showmance
xd
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ok, so we are?
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i'm confused
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Yes, we are
xd
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ok
5 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Kaitlin wants to know how I'm farting.....
loooooooooooooooool
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so do you want to have sex tonight, because you won challenge?
LOL
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
No.
I feel bad about DPOV
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why?
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Because I didn't use it
to safe myself
it's look better when I use it on myself
4 mins ago
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true
next time maybe
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
I think we have little control
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we need to win the next HoH
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
So maybe you finally win something
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ikr
i have come 2nd in like every challenge
3 mins ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
Because you aren't good enough
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i won sex with you, that's good enough for me!!
1 min ago
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GinaMarie Zimmerman
LOLZ

[Cody Calafiore]

OK so I can confirm that GinaMarie and I are officially in a showmance but she doesn't want to have sex tonight, I don't know why. Anyway, whatever, we'll both be here for another week, so we can do it then hopefully.

[Cody Calafiore]

Right now I seriously have no clue what is going down at this vote. We know Jee is Roddy's target and we know that either way, a Sharknado is going, so my inclination is that most of the housemates will vote to evict Jee, but I don't know about the motives of other housemates just yet.

I need to find some people to talk to, but I can't find anyone... Where are they hiding? Was there a house meeting behind a pot plant I didn't get invited to?

Meanwhile GinaMarie is feeling much better since that fever or whatever illness she had, so I'm feeling relieved that I haven't contracted a sexually transmissible disease or anything like that.

[Cody Calafiore]

Looks like Topaz is about as clueless about this vote as I am - we're both Sharknados, and we both haven't spoken to anyone else yet. From my own perspective, I really don't have any reason to want to evict one of these guys more than the other - they're both great and we're all part of the same alliance. If I had to vote right now without speaking to anybody, I would probably be casting my vote to evict Jee simply because I think he has a bigger target on his back than I do and Angie could be more useful to keep around. On the other hand, if Jee stays and a Sharknado doesn't win HoH next week, then it could improve my chances of not being nominated.

Either way, neither option is particularly desirable, but I'll just need to see what everyone's thinking before committing to either option.