SuperCassandra's #tbts (brought to you by SuperCasino)

[SuperCassandra]

Hey there puppydogs, I'm SuperCassandra and welcome to BBPulse! Some of you chicos and chicas might recognize me from the Big Brother UK adverts but I'm feeling generous enough to split my time and visit the BBStyle series because why not? SuperCasino's given me a summer's worth of cocktail dresses, booze, and playing cards to entertain you all throughout the summer, but I'm feeling extra ambitious! Every Thursday I'll be presenting SuperCassandra's #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino), where we'll take a look back at some of the craziest, funniest, sexiest moments in BBStyle history. And today happens to be Thursday so get ready for our first #tbt shortly. Stay tuned chihuahuas! xx

[Ivette Corredero]

Yessssss

[SuperCassandra]

Thanks for being patient puppydogs! For this week's #tbt we're going to rewind just one year back to BBCharm and take a look at all the dick sucking action!

In Week 5 Helen won her first HoH of the season, and targeted Gary and Sallie. After being nominated, Sallie surprised the house with a rant against the HoH.

Sallie: GO SUCK A FAT DICK, HELEN!!!! SUCK A FAT DICK! BITCH! Whatever, I'm just being "real", I'm just being "honest", like everyone HAS to be honest in these fucking games! If I fucking want someone to suck a fat dick, I'll fucking tell them to suck a fat dick! SUCK A FAT DICK, HELEN!!! I'm tired of putting up with people's bullshit! And what SIDES OF THE HOUSE!? No one told me about SIDES OF THE HOUSE!? Maybe I didn't pick a fucking side because I like everyone in the house!? Huh!? Maybe, I'm just sooooo nice that I didn't feel like I needed to pick a side!? I'M JUST NICE, HELEN, I'M FUCKING NICE! I don't pick people over other people, HELLEN, I'm too nice for that! You know what, I'm done, I'm just beyond done with all this bad behaviour, like, directed towards me, I'm going to bed!

Little did Sallie know that her "suck a fat dick" comment would end up reappearing throughout the season!

The following week, Sallie was ejected from the game for inactivity. But she reappeared just as she had to make her exit, and attacked Helen once again.

Sallie: SUCK A FAT DICK, HELEN! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WANT TO!
Helen: OMG, this again?
Sallie: IT'S LIKE A MILKSHAKE! SUCKY SUCKY!
Helen: You're a sad, drunken person.
Sallie: I'd actually be having an educated conversation with you; however, because your IQ is of less than a person with an extra chroma-zone, I'll dim it down for you: Bitch, fuck you, fuck everything about you. You think you have the ability to come into these games!? Bitch, you're a fucking rookie! I'll split you in fucking half! Get ready to deal with a fucking bitch who has been playing these games for a mother fucking long time! Eat your god damn cereal in the morning bitch, because you're going to need it! Because I'm coming after you, bitch! And when I catch you, I'm going to pull out the hairs from around your anus one by one and then make you eat them so that they're so far down your throat that I'll be able to cut them out and glue them around your eyebrows. DEAL WITH IT BITCH. BECAUSE I'M FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!
Helen: You're insane.

Even after Sallie was out of the house, fat dicks continued to haunt Helen. When the Zingbot appeared to guest host an HoH Competition, Helen was told to suck a fat dick once again.

Zingbot 3000: Helen, maybe if you took Sallie's advice and sucked a fat dick, someone else would finally get a chance to speak! ZING!
Helen: Do I really talk that much?

At the final four, Helen had to plead to Chima to stay in the house. When she realized she was moments away from being evicted, she finally accepted her fate.

Helen: I don't even know what to say. I feel like I'm finally sucking on the fat dick of reality.

Fun fact chicas, "suck a fat dick" ended up being referenced in three episode titles! We'll never forget Helen's chode struggles.

I'm SuperCassandra and this was #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino)! Until next time puppydogs xoxo

[Helen Kim]

Please tag your "suck a fat dick" references. It's triggering.

[SuperCassandra]

Hey chicos and chicas! I'm SuperCassandra and it's Thursday! Do you know what that means?



it's time for this week's #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino)! And to be honest, SuperCassandra is a little... concerned. SuperCassandra thinks some of you need to step it up a bit. SuperCassandra is a little underwhelmed so far! So let's take a look back at the most iconic HM of all time, BBCurve's Makosi, and hopefully some of you slouches can get some inspiration from her ;-)

Makosi (DR): I am a threat. I came here to win. I'm a sole survivor. I'm the soldier sister. I am the bead to your necklace. I am the fabric to your design. I am Makosi.



Makosi:I am not a witch. I prefer to be known as a sorceress. I have a book of spells and a cauldron, but I lack a broom.

When Makosi entered the BBCurve house, we had no idea she would eventually become the most famous housemate in BBStyle history. Things certainly didn't start off well for her when she was nominated Week 1. But Makosi soon become known for being a lovable underdog.



She was passionate...

Makosi: I would like to be in this room. Dankie.

Billi: Count me in! So far it's Dana, dankie and me.

Makosi: MY NAME IS MAKOSI, BILLI. Dankie means THANK YOU in AFRIKAANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Makosi (DR): Billi is IGNORANT. He thought my name was dankie. DANKIE MEANS THANK YOU IN AFRIKAANS. Sometimes people speak other languages and he needs to learn that HE is being ignorant. The worst part is, he did NOT capitalize the dankie it was lowercased and THAT is a sign of disrespect. I want him gone.



Laura: There's a BB Africa?

Makosi: Yeah, we're on season 6!

Laura: Isn't that like Survivor?

Makosi: That's IGNORANT. There are places in Africa which are AMAZING to live in.



Makosi (DR): Laura is ignorant. After the HoH competition I was talking to her about talking to her and BB Africa and she said isn't BB Africa like survivor?!! I was MAD because why would she say that about Africa. Africa is civilized and there are many big cities here. If Laura lived in Africa she would be dead. I want her gone.

She hated the eventual winner...

Makosi (DR): Imogen is ugly. Imogen is boring. Imogen only has friends because she won HoH. Imogen is anti-social. Imogen likes LOST and that ended YEARS ago. Imogen is racist. Imogen is NOT the fan favorite. Imogen is shady. Imogen only cares about herself. Imogen can't be trusted. I want Imogen gone.



Makosi (DR): WHY DOES IMOGEN WANT TO HAVE A SKINNY DIPPING PARTY IN THE JACUZZI? SHE HAS NO ASS AND PANCAKE TITS.



Makosi (DR): Imogen just opened up a HUGE can of terror because I am FED UP with her inoffensive, mousy attitude.



Makosi (DR): I HATE IMOGEN. SHE IS A BEAST HARLOT. IF THIS WAS THE BIBLICAL TIMES, SHE WOULD BE STONED TO DEATH!!

She was constantly on the block...

Makosi (DR): How is it FAIR to nominate me for eviction? I've been around, I've been fun. I have shown that I CARE to be here. BILLI HASN'T. BILLI DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THIS GAME AND I ASSUME HE WAS A PLANT TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE. BILLI IS TERRIBLE. BILLI SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED OVER ME.

And through it all, Makosi did not back down.

Makosi: BUT I'M FINE. DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME. I'LL BE LURKING IN THE SHADOWS, WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE, TAINTING WITH EVERY ITEM OF FOOD YOU EAT, CONTAMINATING WATER SUPPLIES, ORGANIZING HIT AND RUNS, ACTIVATING GAS BOMBS, ENGINEERING SUICIDE BOMBERS, GUARDING MYSELF WITH KNIVES, EATING NAILS, TURNING THE FLOOR INTO LAVA, THROWING SURPRISE CROCODILES INTO YOUR SHOWERS, STEALING YOUR BLTS, REPLACING HOT POTATOES AS HOT GRENADES, TURNING THE CEILING FANS INTO RAZOR BLADES. MONSOON MAKOSI WILL *DESTROY* YOU BILLI. I *HOPE* YOU ARE SATISFIED.



Makosi: Dino you were ALWAYS safe with me. Even if you 'claim' we didn't talk much, you KNEW who I wanted out of this house. YOU KNEW IT. DON'T SIT HERE AND DENY THAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO NOMINATE YOU. I am the LAST person in this house that would've nominated you and if you don't believe that, then YOU just made a big mistake and I hope you can live with it. If I go this week, c'est la vie, but I want you know that I'll be here in disguise... setting booby traps, stalking, harrassing, crashing dates, intentionally trying to screw up over scheduled plans, hiring hit men, rat poisioning food and drink unsuspectedly, "accidental hit and runs", etc. All while being dressed as Carmen San Diego and you won't realize it's me who will be terrorizing you. So feel free to spill all your game plans to me. This game will be one to DIE for. Literally.



Makosi (DR): Time for psychological warfare to begin. I didn't want it to begin this early, but if I can get Dino to meltdown (and he's already beginning to meltdown) then I can say I truly won at life. Dino is an assclown. He belongs in the circus of reject humans because I can't imagine him being successful in any other aspects of life. Like really, what skills could he possibly hold that aren't terrible?

And, to top it all off, she LOVED almonds.

Makosi: I loooooooove almonds, Dan! They're just so yummy. AND healthy.

Makosi never received her key in the BBCurve house. During her five week stay, she was HoH once and nominated four times. But despite her struggles in the game, Makosi managed to survive much longer than anyone expected, winning three competitions and becoming the undeniable star of the season. We love you, Makosi!

I hope you chihuahuas were taking notes! We should all aspire to be more like the Queen of Almonds, even though some of you (I'm not gonna name names!) definitely won't.

I'm SuperCassandra and this was #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino)! Until next time puppydogs xoxo

[SuperCassandra]

Another Thursday, another #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino)! Hey puppydogs, I'm SuperCassandra and this week we'll be looking at a cautionary tale of BBStyle's first ever showmance!

During Week 1 of the first season of the series, BBStorm, John James found himself feeling lonely and depressed on his birthday. He banged on HoH Brigitte's door for over two hours, trying to get her attention.

John James: I'm boorrrrred. Entertain me! Or not. I'm tired. I guess you're asleep at the moment, Brig. I'm bored, seriously. Okay I'll talk to you later.

John James (DR): I hate being ignored, whether intentionally or not, Brigitte is doing just that :X

John James: I'm a Bipolar Bisexual who throws tantrums like a 5 year old girl. I'm a major bipolar. Not to mention an Attention Whore. And a Drama Queen. So those three don't mix well.

With Brigitte ignoring him, John James turned to Nikki, the only other housemate awake at the time.

John James: Wanna play a shot game?
Nikki: Sure! Which game?

John James (DR): The game we played involved questions that weren't PG, so I have cut my confessional here. Sorry for the disappointment!

The next day, news got out that Nikki & John James had seemingly forgotten about the cameras and had sex!

Brigitte (DR): John James is the most annoying person I've ever met. Ugh. Hopefully he stops talking to me since apparently he had sex with Nikki. That fat ho.

Nikki (DR): So the other night was Jay Jay's birthdaaaay and I decided to get drunk with him because that would be so much fun! And um so everyone was sleeping and we were the only two up and we got drinking and um, I ended giving him a birthday present he won't forget about, if you know what I mean .

But John James & Nikki's showmance was sort lived. Within a few weeks, Nikki secretly hated John James, and was livid when he beat her in an HoH Competition.

Nikki (DR): And John James comes to me to make sure I know he won and now I have a whole week ahead of me in which I HAVE to suck up to him and his baby dick because I don't want to go home. I mean sure yay he won, he is from our side but that means my side is gonna see me as more expendable than him competition wise even though none of them can really stand him on a personal level and now it's a week all about how much we "love" him even though he is annoying and creepy.
I mean he is gonna do whatever we want because um, he is like our bitch but still, like ugh, he is a motherfucking piece of trash and I am so LIVID that he won a competition like this when I was only one point behind and he is a retard.
I'm livid and I want my lawyer because I'm suing this show for letting baby dick fat mouth win over me!!!

And the trouble in paradise only deepened as time went on...

John James: I never said I wanted Rachel out.
Nikki: Eh? Where did that come from?
John James: Well someone told her I was going after her.
Nikki: Oh, so you assumed it was me?
John James: No, I'm just saying...
Nikki: I didn't say shit to Rachel, I don't even care.

Nikki (DR): Um, excuse me? You are a fucking retard John Tardo. I can't believe you would accuse ME out of everyone, when I don't even gossip. Now I wish I had said it so I could be a complete bitch about it. Fuck you. FUCK YOU HARD. IN THE ASS.
He just pisses me off so much, especially this week that he STOLE my HOH reign. He is a piece of trash mother fucker. It would be so much easier if he just took my advice and choked on a dick.

The following week, any potential relationship between the two was officially dead when John James voted to evict Nikki, sending her out the door. But before she left, she had one final thing to say to her former friend.

Nikki: John James, you are a pathetic little bitch who will probably bitch, whine, get depressed and cut yourself about me bashing you. Okay, so first of all you are creepy and kind of stalkery which adds to the overall creepiness that you have going for you. Second of all, you are a horrible player and you will never win this game, now if that doesn’t make you cut yourself deeply enough let me tell you that you are also being used liked a little bitch and you have no relevance at all for this game. Now stop crying and go make me a sandwich.

Moral of the story? Be careful who you showmance! You never know what regrets you may have later in the game, chihuahuas! And remember, the cameras are always rolling

I'm SuperCassandra and this has been another great #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino)! I know you guys are all sad to see me go for another week but some of you chicos and chicas might be seeing me again sooner than you think

[SuperCassandra]

*crawls out from under the roulette table with a visible hangover* Looks like I had a little too much fun hosting the Power of Veto Competition that she slept through last week's #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino!) Sorry about that puppydogs! I'll be doing two #tbts (brought to you by SuperCasino) to make up for that travesty. For today's first #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino) we're going to take a look at one of the most erratic and intense housemates in BBstyle history.

In BBPearl, April was beloved my her fellow housemates, and ultimately was just one vote short of winning the entire game. But behind the scenes, she showed a nasty streak. In Week 2, after bad luck involving a time restriction in a PoV Competition, April exploded on host Kalia when she was told she had been disqualified.

April: This is the same thing as an earthquake happening in California and a cop saw a driver go off the road due to the earthquake and gave them a ticket for failure to control the vehicle. It just wouldn’t happen, even if they were the only person on the road that went off the road. Not taking into consideration that no one else was on the road at that time of course though.
Kalia: Well that made up story is a lot more farcical than what happened just now. The fact that you’re comparing the competition to a life threatening situation is a bit exaggerated.
April: I don’t think so. I know people who have attempted suicide from reality TV shows. A life threatening situation is a life threatening situation no matter what you think is important. I still think it’s unfair. If you break a law because of another situation, you don’t get in trouble. If you are in a natural disaster and you fail to control your vehicle, you do not get a citation.
Kalia: This is nowhere near a natural disaster.
April: If you are being shot at and you fail to control your vehicle, you do not get a citation. It’s the same logic. I did something when there were other factors that made me do it. I didn’t purposefully do it, I didn’t do it ignorantly, it was an error on the game’s part, not my part.
Kalia: I’m not saying you did it purposefully.
April: But I’m being punished for it.
Kalia: And so will others if it happens to them. The rules are that if you stack three or more blocks in the same minute you are disqualified.
April: This is the same as sending a special needs child to hell even though they don’t know the difference between right and wrong.
Kalia: Are you comparing yourself to a special needs child?
April: I want to talk to Porsche because this is bull crap. Seriously, this is unfair.
Kalia: You’re not being sent to hell.
April: I’m being punished. Same thing. You are portraying me to be worse at Competitions than I actually am.

April later threatened to have the entire game shut down.

April: I'm contacting CBS. Kalia made fun of people who commit suicide. CBS will take that very seriously.
Porsche: April, I've reviewed the tapes and Kalia never said anything derogatory of that nature.

But perhaps April's most memorable bit of crazy came during her HoH Reign in Week 5. After nominating arch rival Sophie for eviction, April had to watch helplessly as Sophie's closest ally Aisleyne won the veto. Determined to keep Aisleyne from using the veto on Sophie, April turned to bribery.

April: Do you want an iTunes card? I'm desperate.

Aisleyne (DR): An iTunes card? Honey, you think you can buy off my POV with an iTunes card? New car maybe but babe, an iTunes card isn't going to get me to do shit.

With her iTunes card offer rejected, April then put a morally questionable plan into action.

April (DR): I'm playing it up with the others and even hinting that I'm going to cut myself. In a few past games it has worked. I've won more games than I've lost… and it's because I take things to the next level if I have to. But from past experience, I now know to let the host know if I'm going to pull the suicide card.

And April was happy to share her past experiences in reality TV with the hosts.

April (DR): One time I called the HoH who was going to backdoor me in the final five and I just said I want to you to be the last person I speak to so that you know how much of a murderer you are, because by making the decision to backdoor me you've pushed me over the ledge and I'm going to do it now, I'm going to shoot myself. And he was flipping out, and then didn't use the veto and I went on to win that game.
During a competition, I called the cops on someone so that they had to deal with the cops and would lose the challenge.
Another time, I called some bitches mom during a live competition and told her mom she wasn't a virgin anymore.

April's final run of insanity came during the jury questioning, where she was pitted against rival Aisleyne. While not aired during the episodes, the jury almost voted for April to win after being convinced that Aisleyne was bullying her. Aisleyne accused April of being a man using a voice changer (which she was), and April responded by labeling Aisleyne as an evil bully and again threatening the hosts, saying she would have the game shut down if action was not taken to protect her.

Moral of the story? Not everyone is what they seem! And be careful with your karma. April may have made it to the final two and is one of the most memorable villains in the series' history, but even she could not concoct a strong enough lie to win her the final vote.

*pops some aspirin to get rid of my pounding headache* bear with me chicas, I need a break before I present today's second #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino.)

[SuperCassandra]

*pets Bunty* I'm back chihuahuas! Big Brother's motto is "Expect the Unexpected!" But how many times has the "unexpected" really taken shape? Well, in Week 3 of BBCharm, Chima's HoH reign uprooted the house! Determined to get her arch nemesis Nick out of the game, she nominated him alongside his partner Sallie. But when Sallie won the veto, Chima was forced to choose a replacement nominee. Unbeknownst to her, Nick was part of a huge alliance, and his allies were determined to send Elissa packing.

Chima: I'M SCARED FOR THE OTHER NOMINATION!
Gina: Why?
Chima: I'M BEING PUSHED TO PUT UP ELISSA.
Gina: You have to do what's best for you.
Chima: I KNOW. I THINK THERE MIGHT BE BETTER OPTIONS THAN THAT. IF I PUT UP ELISSA, SHE GOES HOME FOR SURE.

Chima: PEOPLE WANT ME TO PUT UP ELISSA!
Gary: But you don't? Boo...
Chima: YOU WANT HER UP?
Gary: Yassss.

But at the PoV Ceremony, Chima went against the grain and spared Elissa. Instead, she nominated Elissa's partner, Helen.

Chima: HELEN, SORRY GURL, THIS IS YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO HATE ME FOR THIS, I KNOW. GOOD LUCK AND LET THE SCRAMBLING BEGIN.

Chima (DR): I'VE PICKED HELEN BECAUSE THIS IS MAINLY WHAT MY GUT TOLD ME TO DO. I FEEL LIKE SHE HAS THE BEST CHANCE TO DEFEAT NICK, BUT ALSO IF SHE GOES, NO BIG DEAL, BECAUSE A BIG PLAYER GOES.

With Helen on the block, all the pieces were in play to send her out the door. Nick had a newly formed alliance of 6 that consisted of him, Gina, Gary, Sallie, Boogie, and Will. They controlled the votes, meaning Helen didn't stand a chance.

Helen: Everyone told me that as of right now, I'm the one going home. And that's hard, you know? I thought I made many friendships and bonds but nothing that I have done or said even matters anymore. I am so dedicated to this game, so I ask that out of the kindness of your heart, PLEASE don't make me take 13th place. And for those voters that say they want to vote with the majority...YOU make the majority. You and only you. So please don't use that for an excuse when you tell me you're voting for me. The house is divided, and when it boils down to it, you have to make a decision.

With Helen's eviction essentially done and dusted, Nick became cocky, and his arrogance caused the house to explode. First, he collided with Elissa, sending her on a rampage.

Nick: Why are you so angry all the time?
Elissa: I'm not angry all the time.
Nick: It just seems like you're burning a bridge with me when I might stay.
Elissa: I don't give a fuck. I'm taking your guys alliance out one by one. Starting with you. Then Will. Then Boogie. Then Sam. Then Gary.

Sam: Hi, Elissa.
Elissa: Yes, Nick's telling the truth.
Sam: Of course he is.
Elissa: I'll take you all out. I don't give a fuck.

And Nick's allies gloated in their victory.

Gary: You know Helen will never forgive you, right? For getting her evicted by officially being the worst friend of all time? You're not worth speaking to. Eat some more lipstick.
Elissa: So creative. I love it.
Gary: Now stop talking. It's disgusting. Ew at you. You're getting your best friend evicted. That's pretty gross.

Elissa (DR): This week has been super stressful for me. I can't handle it at this point. I've been bullied... Harrassed. Humiliated. Why am I even playing at this point? This isn't fun. It doesn't feel like a game. These people are total fucking dicks and I just do not want to be here with them.

But not everyone was taking kindly to Nick's attitude...

Ivette: Gurl, your'e SO sure youre gonna stay. It's really a #turnOFF.

Ivette (DR): Nick is obviously telling the truth about Elissa, but I hate him, so I believe Elissa.

Anything can happen in the Big Brother house, and just an hour before the live eviction, things began to change.

Helen: I swear to you Janelle. You will be safe if you vote to keep me. I am so alone in this game, honestly. Gina and Gary promised me their vote but I've heard things about them.
Janelle: What have you heard?
Helen: Nick and Gina are aligned. Nick has people. I don't. If you keep me, I'll be forever indebted to you.
Janelle: I'll think about it.

Janelle (DR): Helen blurted out things like Gary mentioning an alliance between Gina and Nick and that's when my light bulb turned on. And that point I knew I needed to dig. Helen felt defeated and it was time for me to get to work. I approached Boogie and shared everything I had learned. He knew about some of those things and then seemed interested in flipping things.

Before Nick could even fully understand what had happened, he was out the door.

Ryan: By a vote of 7-3... the third person to be evicted from the BBCharm house is... NICK! Nick, it's now time to say your goodbyes. I'm coming to get you!
Nick: Hats off to Boogie for playing pretty much everyone though and he'd bitch about Gina to me and Ivette and Elissa and the list goes on. Don't trust him.
Chima: WHAT A DESPERATE GUY!

Never take your life in the BB house for granted, chicas! Chaos reigns supreme in Big Brother, and it can always change the dynamics of the house on a dime! I'm SuperCassandra and this has been a double-stuffed #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino!) See you in a week xxx

[SuperCassandra]

*stumbles out from under roulette table in the same cocktail dress from last week* *looks at phone and sees that it's not Thursday* I'm SuperCassandra and welcome back to another #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino)! Now that you've made it to the jury stage, it's time to start looking towards the end game! And remember, chihuahuas, in a BBStyle house, it's never too late for drama.

It's common knowledge to most Big Brother players that nominations at the final four don't matter. But apparently, BBStorm Rachel was unaware, and campaigned hard to HoH John James to keep her off the block.

Rachel: If you put them Sophie and Brigitte up, it would just get them pissed and put them in a psychological mindfuck.

But when John James told Rachel he would be nominating her for eviction, her mood quickly soured.

John James: Forget it. You're being nominated, I'm sorry.

Rachel: Wow...

John James: Win that veto.

Rachel: *rolls eyes*

John James: It's the only thing I can do.

Rachel: You're trying to save your own ass. *rolls eyes*

John James: So are you.

Rachel: Me saving my ass is 100 percent different.

John James: How so?

Rachel: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Me versus you three. Can you do the nomination ceremony now so we can get things rolling? I'm tired of waiting. Let's go.

John James: Still deciding on my other nominee.

Rachel: Hopefully you do nominations before Christmas.

John James: It's funny how fake you are.

Rachel: How am I being fake?

John James: All bitchy now.

Rachel: I've always been bitchy. You're getting a little too sensitive, maybe.



John James (DR): I know I have no chance of winning this game, which is why I'm trying to get out the most classless piece of trash in this game. Talk to you never Rachel.

John James then went on to nominate Rachel and Sophie. Later that night, the final four waited in the living room for the final PoV Competition to begin.

John James: Sophie, can we talk?

Rachel: Watch out now Sophie, he is gunna start manipulatin' your ass.

John James: K.



Rachel: I am getting tired D: Sunshine beddah hurry.

John James: Go to bed then.

Rachel: I know that you're not talking to me like that. I KNOW THAT.

John James: And yesterday you were talking like we were bffs. Faaaaaaaaaake.

Rachel: Cause we were okay with each other yesterday? Funny to be talking about fakeness with your bitchfit, than after Charlie's eviction you were acting like OMFG BFFLS FINAL TWO! Fuck off.

Sophie: What happened?

John James: I never said final two.

Rachel: OH BULLSHIT!

John James: You must be dreaming.

Rachel: You told me about your DRs. You talked sooo much shit about Brigitte and Sophie.

John James: Mhm. Totally did that.

Sophie: You did?

John James: Nope.

Rachel: Why would I lie? Like, are you retarded?

John James: 'Cause you're a dumb bitch.

Rachel: I'm not a bitch, hunny. I am just being honest here. Every fight I have ever been in here I have done nothing but stated FACTUAL information. You told me all that shit between Brigitte and Sophie.

John James: Why would I be stupid enough to tell you?

Rachel: He said that he promised you both final twos. Meanwhile he promised me the same thing.

Sophie: He has done that with everyone. It's nothing new to me.

Rachel: He would be safe no matter what happened. The jury is going to love him.

Sophie: They will.

Rachel: Because they'll view him as a hero.

Sophie: I agree.

Rachel: Why do you think Jen was gaga over him? Cause he went to her and said, "You're alone, IMMA HELP YOU OUT!"

John James: Sophie, she's lying. Trust me.

Rachel: I'm not lying!

Brigitte: This is lulz.

John James: I didn't tell her shit.

Rachel: Whatever, I won't force anyone to believe me.

John James: She's mad cause I nominated her. Why wouldn't she tell you this before? 'Cause her ass is on the line.

Rachel: I'm only mad for being lied to. That's it.

John James: I never lied to you.

Rachel: YES YOU DID!

John James: I trusted you back then. But I never promised you final two.

Rachel: OH BULLSHIT!

John James: You said it, not me.

Rachel: You sat there every day. Final two! Final two! Final two! Like fuck off. Let's not play that fucking bullshit. Everyone sees through your bullshit. Even Jen saw through it. I BET YOU ONE MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS THAT EVERYONE HERE WOULD SAY YOU PROMISED THEM FINAL TWO!

John James: Keep trying to save your ass.

Rachel: How am I trying to save my ass? Stop trying to make me look bad all the time. Its ridiculous.

John James: Dumb bitch...

Rachel: You put ME up to save yourself for final three. Let's sit down for story time everyone. *we all gather in a circle*

Sophie: *sits down in circle* Yay story time!

Rachel: So JJ made an alliance with all three of us girls. He was the PIMP, I guess, in this game. Had control of us three. Then he puts me and Sophie up because he knows that Brigitte will help him out better, meanwhile he secretly wanted her gone. So if she won veto which she has a strong possibility of winning, he would be safe in her eyes for final three. So *rolls eyes* That means that say if Sophie won veto, evicted me... Then he would be safe no matter what. YOU MADE DEALS WITH EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND YOU SIT AND DENY IT BECAUSE YOU THINK BRIGITTE WILL CARRY YOU.

Sophie: Don't hit him, Rachel.

Luckily for Rachel, she survived her (irrelevant) final four nomination. Sophie won the final veto, and evicted Brigitte from the house. But Rachel's meltdown so late in the game is a true testament to the drama and chaos that made BBStorm such a successful season! Thanks for watching, chicas, I'm SuperCassandra and this has been another #tbt (brought to you by SuperCasino)!

[Sabrina Abbate]

lol idet this season has any moments to make it here what a shame